Real Talk Book Review: Goodnight Moon

Quick Synopsis: An unidentified narrator (either God or Rain Man) lists miscellaneous objects in a one-percenter’s room. Meanwhile, a ghost lady creeps on a spazzy rabbit kid. A good read if you: Sucked at iSpy books growing up; Want to be bored to sleep; Believe in ghosts; Are feeling bougie; Don’t care that there are…

Real Talk Book Review: Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

Quick Synopsis: A hipster, anti-establishment re-write of the traditional alphabet song, complete with promiscuity, negligent parenting, and celebrity cameos. Good if you like: – Saying, “F— the rules” – Enabling bratty children – Orgiastic parties – Drunken mistakes – Construction paper cutouts – Feeling like a moron coming up with your own melody – Cliff…