Real Talk Book Review: Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

Quick Synopsis: A hipster, anti-establishment re-write of the traditional alphabet song, complete with promiscuity, negligent parenting, and celebrity cameos. Good if you like: – Saying, “F— the rules” – Enabling bratty children – Orgiastic parties – Drunken mistakes – Construction paper cutouts – Feeling like a moron coming up with your own melody – Cliff…

My Newborn is An @$$hole

“He’s alive.”  That has been our mantra as my wife and I have officially kept our first born alive for a little over a month.  The fact that all we can say is, “He’s alive,” has nothing to do with our shock at our skill set.  We are more than capable of meeting a baby’s needs,…